#62 - U.F.O. SIGHTING OVER SATURN

U.F.O. SIGHTING OVER SATURN.

1) - Wow...

2) - Wow...

3) - Wow...

#61 - DON'T WORRY

  

#60 - DECEMBER 25

DECEMBER 25

1) Aristedes went out for a Christmas' walk...

2) - The city is empty... looks so similar with a huge bad-tasted abandoned scenery...

3) - ...of a show whose writer recycles since so many years the same senseless
script... (''holidays in Prague - Wienn'', ''Special offer'')

4) - Fortunately there are always some small-time stars who make the difference...

#59 - A CHRISTMAS TALE

A CHRISTMAS TALE

1)  Once upon a time there was a ugly tree everyone was making fun of.
     - Look at its leaves!
     - Haha
     - Hahaha
     - Snif


2)  Its leaves may have been ugly, but they were strong. And when the winter came...

3)  It was the most beautiful tree in the woods.
     - HA! 

4)  And it lived happily ever after.
     - What a beautiful tree!
     - EEEK!!!
        

#58 - WHEN DOES A GIRL KNOW SHE MUST STOP GROWING HER HAIR?

WHEN DOES A GIRL KNOW SHE MUST STOP GROWING HER HAIR?


1) * Pssshhh

2) * Pssshhh

3) * Pik Pik

4) - A little more...

When they are about to reach the ground.

#57 - U.F.O. SIGHTING OVER AMERICA IN APRIL OF 1962

U.F.O. SIGHTING OVER AMERICA IN APRIL OF 1962

4) - Did you see it?

#56 - HOW THE FRENCH KISS WAS INVENTED

HOW THE FRENCH KISS WAS INVENTED

#55 - CTHULHU GIVES ANSWERS

REPORT: CTHULHU GIVES ANSWERS:


1)  - What do you think about Christina Aguilera?
     - A failure. But happy.

2)  - What about Peter Lorre?
     - We go out at different bars. I don't know.

3)  - What's your favorite food?
     - It used to be haggis. Nowadays, not that much.

4)  - Your favorite color?
     - I couldn't describe it precisely. You wouldn't understand.


- Just woke up. Where can I find some coffee?
      

#54 - ...AND WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PROBLEM? #2

...AND WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PROBLEM? #2

1) - Yesterday night I saw in a dream that I was NAKED!

2) - I wasn't alone...

3) - It's big!
- It's small!
- It's like an eggplant!
- It's...

4) - In the morning my wiener was missing
- Not again!

They say it happens once in a month...

#53 - DO YOU STILL FOOL AROUND WITH JACK-KNIFES?

REPORT: DO YOU STILL FOOL AROUND WITH JACK-KNIFES?

1) - Haha! If you only knew what memories you brought me!

2) - Of course! I have this swiss one since I was 9 years old!
- I always carry it with me! I remember I saved pocket-money for
a month to buy it!

3) - Buzz off!

4) - I don't have a jack-knife.

And you?

#52 - CHARLIE the BROWN

CHARLIE THE BROWN,

4)  - Penny for your thoughts!
     - Hmm?


Son of Brown.
    

#51 - THE ANSWER ABOUT 38

THE ANSWER WHY NOBODY WANTS 38

1) - 38? I didn't knew about it.

2) - It covers a big distance and if you are in a hurry to get to work...
you know.

4) - All right... we don't have much work at this period, but we hope...

#50 - MY CONTRIBUTION FOR A BETTER WORLD

MY CONTRIBUTION FOR A BETTER WORLD

1)  - I always sweep my dog's dirt...
     - ...and in the rainy days I 'm always not to blind some passer-by with my
       umbrella...

2)  - I like to fill my balcony with plants, they make our neighborhood a little bit
       prettier...


3)  - ...and I never ''steal'' a taxi from someone who is waiting for it more time
       than me...


4)  - I think my fellow citizens will make some day a statue to honor me for
       all these and they will remember me forever!
     - Do you remember him, dude?
     - Yeah... what an @sshole!

#49 - ...AND WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PROBLEM?

...AND WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PROBLEM?

1)  - Sometimes people ask...why don't you ever wear high-heels?

2)  - Normally I answer with a small demonstration

3)  - ufu!

4)  - See?

NEXT - Vote for: ☐ These pants  ☐ Smaller skirt  ☐ Higher heels  
☐ Bigger "ufu!"  ☐ All the above  ☐ don't know/no answer
      

#48 - NO ONE WANTS THE 38

NO ONE WANTS THE 38...

1)  - Can you see?
     - Which is it?
     - Can't see...

2)  - Does it say 27?
     - Nah..
     - Don't think so...
     - Hm..

3)  - Just a sec... Ah... 38!
     - Ah...
     - Ah...
     - Ah...
    ...

4)   Krrrr
      Clik Clik

No one wants the 38...
      

#47 - A MEETING

A MEETING

1) - Can I borrow your laptop?

- Go to the corner to check if I am coming.

2) - I am running.

3) - Cheers, mate!

DOOP

4) - Can I borrow your laptop?

- Sure!

- Arf.

At last!

#46 - A LITTLE GERMAN STORY

A LITTLE GERMAN STORY

1)  - Hans... you disgusting blond ladybird.

2)  - I have a wurst in my underwear for you! You Bavarian sissy...

3)  - Do you know the "monastery" pose with the bottle?

     - Eh?

4)  - Go to Greece for vacations, you!
      

#45 - ΕΝΑ ΜΠΑΛΟΝΑΚΙ ΛΕΕΙ....

#44 - MR. ANSER

Η Location B παρουσιάζει με περηφάνια:
ΟΙ ΠΕΡΙΠΕΤΕΙΕΣ ΤΟΥ ΚΥΡΙΟΥ ΑΝΣΕΡ

1)  - Εγώ και πάλι!

2)  - Γειά σου κύριε Άνσερ.

3)  - Πρέπει πάντα να πετάς;

4)  - Τό 'πιασα!
        

#43 - IT'S SNOWING!²

IT'S SNOWING!²  Be careful, don't catch a cold!!

1)  - Oh

2)  - It's snowing
     - Groovy

3)  - They won't find me here.

4)  - Three days later...

     - AA-CHOO
     - So, here you are!
     - Damn you snow!

Boy, what a twist!!

      

#42 - IT'S SNOWING!

IT'S SNOWING!

2)  - What a pity...

3)  - It stopped snowing so soon...

4)  - This snowball is so crappy!
     - Come on! Shake it again!

#41 - ΝΤΕΤΕΚΤΙΒ ΠΕΡΙΣΤΕΡΗΣ ΚΑΙ ΙΟΣ

DETECTIVE PIGEON AND HIS VIRUS

1)   At detective Pigeon's office...

      - I want to know who's doing my wife!

2)   The mysterious client leaves, unaware he's carrying a virus on his neck!!

      *Virus

3)   On the same night, the virus jumps unnoticed into the unfaithful wife's drink.

4)   Three days later...

      - AA-CHOO

      - That's the guy!
      

#40 - EARLY DINNER

#39 - 3rd FRAME WANTS TO BE LEFT ALONE!!

#38 - URBAN LEGENDS #1

URBAN LEGENDS

1)  Arthur always did what he wanted

     - I want to see the Great Wall of China!

2)  (clik)

     But as everybody used to say...

3)  - ..And now a shot of us three!

4)  (clik!)

     He didn't always choose the easy way...
      

#37 - R.I.P. LITTLE BUG

RIP LITLLE BUG...

1)  - I went to a Mayfly's funeral today...

2)  - Everybody was there... scarabs, grasshopers and bugs...

3)  - A gold bug delivered the eulogy speech:

4)  - ...we shouldn't shed a tear for the Mayfly, he said...
     - ...cause it lived a beautiful, shiny day...
      

#36 - GONE WITH THE WIND

GONE WITH THE WIND

1)  - Hi

     - Hello

2)  - It's been some time since i wanted to tell you something...
     - Yes?

3)  - I lov...

4)  - you...
    

#35 - WHY I LEFT THE CITY

WHY I LEFT THE CITY

(a true story)

1)  I couldn't install the new internet connection, so I called the telephone company's 

     technician to fix it.

2)  He came and plugged on the line a gadget that looked like a telephone, but more 

     sophisticated.

3)  And then, after he pushed a button or two, he telephoned the centrals and said:

     - Dayna? Plese check if the chinese 9 has a razim at level 30.

4)  That was when I moved away from civilization, so I wouldn't slow down its progress.

     - ...

Iswearthat'sexactlywhathesaidIdidn'tchangeanything.

     

  

#34 – TWO GOLDFISH WATCHING TV

TWO GOLDFISH WATCHING TV

2)  - Whats on tv?
     - I don't remember...

4)  - Whats on tv?
     - I don't remember...

     

#33 - SYMFRAZOMENA

(Sorry. Translation is impossible, guys!)
   

#32 - THE REVENGE OF THE 3rd FRAME

#31 - FRAME "by" FRAME

#30 - CAMOUFLAGE

CAMOUFLAGE



1)  Nobody had ever asked Maria-Helena...

2)  If she likes stucking her oreos to the wall.

4)  - I like it very much...
    - But they keep falling after a while.
  

#29 - ODE TO SNOT

#28 - WILLIAM MASTERSON

WILLIAM MASTERSON

1)  - Life distributes ice fairly, my friend.

2)  - To the rich in summer, and to the poor in winter...

4)  - Can you pour me one more, on the rocks?
  
  

#27 - JAMES ROGERS

JAMES ROGERS

1)  - So? Do you have a last wish?

2)  - Yes... A bulletproof vest!
     - Ha!

3)  - Ahaha! Haha...
     - Ha ha!
     - Haha ha ahaha ha ha!
     - Ha ha!
    

#26 - ΟΙ ΦΙΛΟΙ ΜΑΣ ΤΑ ΖΩΔΙΑ

OUR ZODIAC FRIENDS

1)  - Good afternoon dear friends, welcome to the globally unique documentary
       about the habits of the zodiac signs in their natural environment.

2)  - Aries usually do everything in flocks and they spend their day eating (or smoking)
       grass...

3)  - Libras on the contrary are a bit lonelier, that's why they live on trees...
     - ...and they make fun by throwing eggs to poor passerbys...

4)  - Scorpions on the other hand, usually go where unsuspicious Geminis are having
       their picnics... I still have no idea why.
     - Have you seen my beer?
     - Buurp!

DON'T MISS THE NEXT EPISODE: CANCERS, VIRGOS AND SAGITTARIUSES!
   

#25 - ΩΣΤΕ ΕΤΣΙ

SO, SO...


1)  - The self-evidence of the need for the search of Truth is not that obvious
       as one might expect.

3)  - I have to go to the toilet.


Just so.
      

#24 - ΚΑΘΕ ΜΕΣΗΜΕΡΙ Η ΤΑΧΕΙΑ ΑΜΑΞΟΣΤΟΙΧΙΑ ΠΕΡΝΑ ΕΞΩ ΑΠ' ΤΟ ΧΩΡΙΟ ΤΟΥ ΑΝΤΙΧΡΙΣΤΟΥ

EVERY NOON THE FAST TRAIN GOES PAST THE ANTICHRIST'S VILLAGE

1) ARF

2) ARF - ARF

3) ARF - ARF - ARF
    

#23 - ΔΥΟ ΦΙΛΟΙ ΑΠ' ΤΟΝ ΣΤΡΑΤΟ

 TWO FRIENDS AFTER THE ARMY


Sorry, guys. Failed to translate that. Really.
     

#22 - GARAGE BAND ...SYNDROME

#21 - ΔΕΝ ΕΧΕΙ ΤΕΛΟΣ

THERE IS NO END

1)   Am I weird? Neurotic? Anyway, I have a very strange defect.
      - Please finish your soup, there's only a few spoonfuls left...
      - Nope.

2)   I don't like finishing anything... Anything at all!
      - Why did you turn it off? Wouldn't you like to watch the end of the film?
      - No.

3)   When something ends, I feel like I 've lost it... Like it didn't happen at all!
      - But why do you stop everytime just before...
      - Because so (I like).

4)   I almost feel sorry for not finishing this stor...
      

#20 - ROCK BANDS

#19 - ΣΟΥΗΔΙΚΗ ΓΙΑ ΤΕΡΑΤΑ

SWEDISH GYM FOR MONSTERS

1)  - Oork

2)  - Oork

3)  - Oork

4)  - Oork

That's why they don't pant when they chase you.
        

#18 - ΥΠΑΡΧΕΙ ΓΙΑΤΡΟΣ ΣΤΟ ΑΕΡΟΠΛΑΝΟ;

IS THERE A DOCTOR ON THE PLANE?

1)    *PLINK*
     - If there is a doctor on the plane... please contact with the crew.

2)  - I am a doctor. What is the problem?
     - Here, this gentleman doesn't feel very well.
     - I have a mole here that seems a little bit suspicious.

3)  - I must operate him IMMEDIATELY!
       *Ta-daaaah*

4)  - Gather anything sharp you find on the plane!!
     - Do you really have to do it now?!?
     - Hush, lady. This man is a doctor.

If it is urgent...
         

#17 - ΠΡΩΤΗ ΕΝΤΥΠΩΣΗ

FIRST IMPRESSION

1)  - Hi! I'm Panayiotis!

2)    Who is to blame for the existence of a human being that "introduces"
       himself without saying his name or shaking hands properly.

     - Ηi!

3)    Could it be its childhood? Could it be that when he played teenage
       mutant ninja turtles as a kid, he ended up to be "Donatello"?

4)    I know that most probably I ll never get to know the answer. But in
       the end, who am I to judge him?

    - A well spent meteorite...

I am Panayiotis
     

#16 - O ΑΝΘΡΩΠΟΣ ΜΕ ΤΑ ΗΛΙΘΙΑ ΤΑΤΟΥΑΖ ΠΑΕΙ ΣΤΟ ΜΑΝΑΒΙΚΟ

THE MAN WITH THE SILLY TATOOS GOES TO THE GROCERY STORE

1)  - Pears, bananas, oranges...

     - OH MY GOD! HOW SILLY ARE THOSE TATTOOS!

2)  - Damn! Nothing that goes with my tattoos.

3)  - Hey! Greengrocer! Have you got any fruits that are cool enough
       so I can eat them?

     - You know.. I can't eat quinces! My granny eats quinces!..

4)  - Don't worry, son! All you need is a good backstory.

Did you know that quince is the national fruit of Nigeria?
         

#15 - LUNCH BREAK

#14 - GARLIC MAN

GARLIC MAN

1)   For many years the vampires had been terryfying the people of the
      X city, who were not daring to react...

2)   ...until a new hero arrived!! The Garlic-Man!

3)   This hero managed to exterminate every single one vampire and make
      the city a heavenly place!

4)   But the citizens didn't like this change at all... They were so used into
      living in fear and loathing...
 
    - Tomorrow they are gonna execute him in the central square...
    - This is so right for him! His garlic smell is really unbearable!
       

#13 - Η ΕΠΙΣΤΡΟΦΗ ΤΗΣ ΑΒΟΚΕΤΑΣ

THE RETURN OF THE AVOCET

4)  - Hey! Where are you? The movie's started!
     - We can't see
     - Shhhhh...